#WHENINAUSTIN

WHEN THE ONLY ACTION YOU GOT ON NYE WAS WITH THE STUFFED BEAR AT THE MOHAWK

WHEN SOMEONE TELLS YOU THEY FOUND A GREAT CHINESE RESTAURANT

THE GREAT THUNDERCLOUD DEBATE

Either you’re…

Or you’re…

WHEN YOU’RE GOING TO SEE DAVE CHAPPELLE AT THE PARAMOUNT TONIGHT

WHEN YOU GET AN ATTRACTIVE CHECKOUT CLERK AT WHOLE FOODS