#WHENINAUSTIN

WHEN YOU WERE CAUGHT TRYING TO IMPRESS A SALES CLERK AT WATERLOO

WHEN THE PERSON IN FRONT OF YOU AT DAILY JUICE JUST ORDERED THE MOST COMPLICATED SMOOTHIE KNOWN TO MAN

And you have to wait an extra infinity to get your own

WHEN YOU LEARN, YES, THE ‘BLANK CHECK’ CASTLE IS IN AUSTIN

WHEN SOME IDIOT TAGS OVER THE DANIEL JOHNSTON MURAL

WHEN A NORTHENER EXPERIENCES THEIR FIRST FLYING TEXAS COCKROACH