January 2013
2 posts
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BY THE WAY, TITAYA'S IS CLOSED FOR A FEW MONTHS...
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WHEN THE S. LAMAR DRAFTHOUSE CLOSED
And now you have to drive all the way to Slaughter :(
December 2012
0 posts
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THE FIRST GIRL AT THE AUSTIN H&M
October 2012
4 posts
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WHEN YOU RE-ENACT THE LION KING EVERY TIME YOU'RE...
WHEN YOU'RE SO DRUNK THAT YOU FORGOT HOW TO EAT...
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WHEN THERE ARE 75,000 PEOPLE AT ACL, BUT YOU STILL...
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WHEN YOU'RE ABOUT TO GO THROUGH A GNAT CLOUD ON...
September 2012
4 posts
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WHEN YOU'RE STILL USING YOUR STUDENT ID TO RIDE...
And your friend’s just jealous they don’t have one too
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WHEN RYAN STINKIN' GOSLING IS IN TOWN AGAIN
And you can practically hear the rumble of estrogen taking over the city.
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TWO WORDS: COLD FRONT
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WHEN YOU WIN AT CHICKEN SHIT BINGO
August 2012
5 posts
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WHEN IT'S YOUR FIRST TIME AT BIG TOP CANDY SHOP
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WHEN THIS GIF ACCURATELY SUMS UP MY THOUGHTS ON...
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WHEN YOU HEAR WHAT LAWS ARE BEING PASSED BY THE...
And you forgot you live in a blue bubble.
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WHEN YOU WALK INTO TITAYA'S AT 9:30PM AND THERE'S...
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WHEN YOU WERE CAUGHT TRYING TO IMPRESS A SALES...
July 2012
4 posts
WHEN THE PERSON IN FRONT OF YOU AT DAILY JUICE...
And you have to wait an extra infinity to get your own
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WHEN YOU LEARN, YES, THE 'BLANK CHECK' CASTLE IS...
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WHEN SOME IDIOT TAGS OVER THE DANIEL JOHNSTON...
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WHEN A NORTHENER EXPERIENCES THEIR FIRST FLYING...
June 2012
11 posts
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WHEN THE ONLY ACTION YOU GOT ON NYE WAS WITH THE...
WHEN SOMEONE TELLS YOU THEY FOUND A GREAT CHINESE...
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THE GREAT THUNDERCLOUD DEBATE
Either you’re…
Or you’re…
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WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO SEE DAVE CHAPPELLE AT THE...
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WHEN YOU GET AN ATTRACTIVE CHECKOUT CLERK AT WHOLE...
WHEN YOU TAKE YOUR FRIENDS TO A SHOW AT...
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WHEN SOMEONE WHO IS DUMB DIDN'T BUY DRAFTHOUSE...
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WHEN IT'S MOSQUITO SEASON AGAIN
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WHEN YOU CAN'T GET YOUR BEER OPEN
via Austin videographer Chris Sumers
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WHEN LANCE ARMSTRONG IS PRETTY COOL ABOUT UNIBALL...
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WHEN YOU SEE YOUR FIRST BLUEBONNET IN SPRING
May 2012
38 posts
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WHEN YOU GOT THEM SUMMER ALLERGIES
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WHEN I'M ASKED WHY I STAY IN AUSTIN IF I HATE THE...
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BRUNCH AT GREEN PASTURES
WHEN YOU DISCOVER BON IVER ON YOUR 2012 ACL...
Via the always hilarious Alison (http://okalison.tumblr.com)
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WHEN YOU MEET WITH THE BEER-PPROVAL OF THE GINGER...
“He said it was his favorite pils on the wall!!!”
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WHEN ITS BIKE TO WORK DAY AND YOU SPOT AN OPEN...
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WHEN HAVING LUNCH AT POLVOS, AND YOU ORDERED A FEW...
At first:
But eventually:
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WHEN IT'S SUNDAY MORNING ON THE DRAG AND THE WALK...
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WHEN YOU'RE UNDER THE MOPAC PEDESTRIAN BRIDGE AND...
WHEN, DUE TO ITS PROXIMITY, SOMEONE THINKS THEY...
WHEN BUZZFEED STARTS TRYING TO TAKE DOWN INTERNET...
Feeling stuff
WHEN YOU JUST PAID $30 TO WATCH R. KELLY HOOK UP...
There you go, b0yfriend
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WHEN DANZIG HAD A HISSY FIT AT FUN FUN FUN FEST
Alt, when Danzig brought home the wrong brand of kitty litter
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WHEN THE FORECAST SAYS 80% HUMIDITY
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WHEN ANOTHER MAGAZINE PICKS AUSTIN AS THEIR TOP...
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WHEN YOU'RE AT THE PARAMOUNT FOR SUMMER FILM...
2012 Summer Film Classics Schedule
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WHEN YOU'RE FINALLY GRADUATING
And you realize you have to try and find an entry-level job in Austin:
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WHEN YOU TAKE A WEEKEND TRIP WITH FRIENDS...
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WHEN YOU GO TO BARBARELLA
You think you look like this:
But really, you look like this: